My fabulous friend Ezekiel shared the BEST website with me today.

Have you ever said, “I wish I could feel the warm embrace of Jason Voorhees.”

How about, “I desperately want to wrap Halloween around my neck.”

What about, “If I looked like Freddy Krueger, I’d get all the girls.”

Well, your life is about to change! Especially if you’re one of those on-it people who do all of their holiday shopping before October and you’ve got a horror lover on the list.

It appears that MondoTees.com has anticipated this and already has the COOLEST clothing and accessories around. Horror clothes. Yep. I mean that’s not what they’re called, but that’s what it is.

This is not a sponsored post…I’m just fan-girling my head off. Check. This. Out.

Want: New Christmas Sweater

(AND IT GLOWS IN THE FREAKING DARK)

Friday the 13th Knit Sweater (8-Bit Glow-in-the Dark Variant)

For Neck Protection

Halloween Scarf

For Some Serious Swagger

Nightmare on Elm Street Knit Sweater (Version 2)

AND THERE ARE MORE I TELL YOU.

MORE!

I know, I know. There goes your entire paycheck. Just remember, that I did this for you because I love you and because we are going to need matching glow-in-the-dark Friday the 13^th sweaters this fall. Okay? Okay.